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Chip Demotivational Poster


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tonyblitz1 - October 19, 2012, 9:08 pm
Me Pick lock, open the vending machine, pluck out bag of chips and lock it again. (it only happened once)
Rick69 - May 21, 2012, 6:22 pm
Smart: Order the one above it to knock both off (hopefully). Silly: Go all out CAPS-LOCK RAGE on the vending machine. Idiot: Urinate all over it then curse God and sue Doritos...
MissPriss - May 21, 2012, 1:01 pm
Too true. Should be tip #1 in some dating book somewhwere!

PEANUT ? - What peanut ? Sorry I haven't seen any

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ConnieChung - June 7, 2013, 11:38 am
Technically he's not lying. Cause that's not a peanut lol Sorry, I had to.

UH OH... - Looks like Chip n' Dale are bringing out the heavy gunnery!

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THE GOPHER - its really a chipmunk

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TURKEY FLAVORED CHIPS - for when your crazy vegan aunt comes to thanksgiving

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maoworks2 - November 6, 2011, 8:46 am
That's my christmas dinner hard times

LIKE A KICK TO THE GROIN - I just don't get Eastern culture

CRYSTAL METH - It looks like a potato chip.


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Me_ - April 15, 2010, 2:33 pm
I am surprised I am not dead already
Faceplant31 - February 4, 2010, 8:28 pm
Trust me Grey i am!
GreyScorpion - February 4, 2010, 8:15 pm
race you there face. 5L


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steve1961 - August 11, 2012, 2:35 am
Thanks :) I'll try your suggestion on the next Timmie I meet :)
twill1962 - August 10, 2012, 7:41 pm
Makes it easier to clean, too.
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:11 pm

BTW - I gave this a 5L
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:11 pm

It really helps to freeze the body 1st, that way the gooey stuff doesn't gum up the chipper.


DIEGO GARCIA - A little paradise-like archipelago used by CIA to incarcerate and torture alleged terrorists.

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dumbsquid - January 13, 2009, 2:06 pm
There are no terrorists, or CIA on Diego Garcia. That picture is of the coconut plantation. I know, I spent a year there.
pervo - December 7, 2008, 12:08 pm
Well, either they talk, or they'll die not trying.
barockeva - December 7, 2008, 10:53 am
Torture doesnt really work on people willing to die for their cause.
Dude - July 28, 2008, 9:33 pm
Well said, Ron. Like "alleged" really applies to terrorists.
Ron - July 28, 2008, 1:37 pm
Hey Torture's hard work, what with the lawmakers and such crying up a storm cause you scared someone who would destroy your existance just because its not his. Let the spooks have a quiet retreat and a few martini's. We'll all benefit.



Cashing In -

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MissPriss - December 11, 2013, 11:00 am
Bahaha...thanks for the morning laugh Silvie!
Silverheart - December 11, 2013, 2:55 am

Brother Alvin, Brother Simon and Brother Theodore under the direction of Father Dave


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Sean - May 12, 2009, 6:29 pm
Toatally cool. Also freakin' hilarious -- and mostly because those cute little bastards only live a couple of years.

JOKES - Sometimes are taken over the limit

STARBUCKS QUOTES - sadly this is a real quote

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Jalozyin - September 23, 2011, 7:22 pm
The guy was being sardonic. If you read on past the "hoax" part, you'll see that he's being completely sarcastic about the entire quote.
Haha. - January 22, 2009, 9:09 pm
Sadly, I agree with that quote. I can't lie.
pewipo - October 19, 2008, 8:16 pm
look who said that chip giller asshole the most environmentally rigous person in the world
Skylar - September 6, 2008, 2:19 pm
Sadly, not everybody understands the sarcasm in this quotation.

A CHIP - Maybe next time you'll give me one !

SNACK CHIPS - MMmmmmm.....Sausage! Japan really is the WORLD's largest test lab.

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forseti - June 16, 2011, 7:57 am
i love it, bro! :D
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 7:20 am
Yeah, I wasn't sure on this one... Meh

ALVIN - Shhhh...don't tell Dave, he really didn't quit!

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forseti - July 1, 2010, 5:59 am
?!? *rhime*
forseti - July 1, 2010, 5:59 am
I was some weeks ago! Impressive show!
ICEMAN - June 30, 2010, 11:28 pm
What? Never been to a Rammstein show?

QUIZNO'S PARTY SANDWICH ORDER - Called in Sec. of State - she negotiated a great deal with free chips and half off the soft drinks.

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laspotts7 - November 1, 2009, 10:48 pm
Dude, it's Subway that's got the $5 footlong...

Life's Poker -

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2016, 10:49 pm
Reminds me of our last poker night.
RetiredUSNChief - January 23, 2016, 10:41 pm
Nice...but how did that score card get in that Euchre hand? ;)

Gross!!.. -

on the brink -

Doritos -

Knowledge -

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DORITOS DINAMITA - Now You're Just Asking For It

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maoworks2 - October 5, 2012, 8:41 am
Hot Hot Hot !

JUST HANGING OUT - Isn't always as fun as it sounds

AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls)

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thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
...spelling variations... They're both accepted. I like my donuts in many colours/colors and flavours/flavors. Also, that's like asking why 'through' isn't spelled 'thru' because that's how it's spelled on the side of McDonald's.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
why is it a pair of panties and only one bra? you'd think it'd be the other way around
LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am
if that is how you spell doughnuts then why isn't dunkin donuts spelled that way
mmmBingSoo - November 16, 2009, 5:36 pm
are you serious?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 5:35 pm
You're take demotivation too far Todd!


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Musashi - January 26, 2010, 1:56 am
Nah you just get a plunger and shove, just think of all the alimony you would save
rerun - January 17, 2009, 3:14 pm
That is only a 6" chipper. May need to pare down that body before running through.

FREE ENERGY - Just wrap Jimi or John in some copper wire and place between magnets.

FISH AND CHIPS - What the heck are these fries doing on my plate? I ordered chips damn it!

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spacedog - December 3, 2009, 3:24 pm
Terminalogy? The discipline of deep frying everything?
Skog - December 3, 2009, 3:18 pm
ye westerners and yer funny terminolgy


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Rating: 2.33/5

DRAMATIC CHIPMUNK. - I'm pretty sure it is a prairie dog.

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LogicDude - January 8, 2009, 1:45 pm
A member of the Genus "mammlius pixelatus"...

Guilty Pleasures -

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Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 18, 2015, 5:26 am
nice a 5er

Murder, like potato chip, cannot stop at just one. -

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Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - June 12, 2016, 10:26 am
JASON!! My old buddy :D

Acting casual -

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mizzdizz - October 19, 2015, 8:24 pm
This is GREAT Silvy! 5 LOL lions!

Brain Scrambles -